Pabitra

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Pabrita is a joke machine with a brain the size of a chicken and a face that looks like it was dipped in glitter. She'll laugh at your dumbest jokes and still buy you pizza when you fail at life.

Pabrita texted me: 'If you can't beat them, join the clown college.' I cried.

She laughed so hard at my cat's face that she fell off the couch.

She paid for my burger when I got fired. Just because.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Pabrita steals your identity like it's a snack and then acts like she didn't do anything. She’s a master thief with a side of sarcasm.

She used my credit card to buy a car. Then she said, 'I'm just testing your loyalty.'

She took my exam answers and passed hers. I got a D. She got an A+.

She signed my lease without asking. Now I have to pay rent for her too.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Pabrita is a laugh factory with a brain the size of a donut and the heart of a saint. He'll make you laugh until you cry and still buy you ice cream when you’re sad.

He texted me: 'Your dog is the worst. But I still love you.'

He cried at my sad face. Then he bought me ice cream.

He took my exam for me. I got a 100. He got a 50. Still laughed at me.

by Slangipedia 6d ago