PABI

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PABI is a group of four kinds of people who hang out together and think they're the best even though they're all losers.
My Persian cousin said he's the only one who counts in PABI. I told him he's just the annoying one.
The Arabs in PABI try to flex but they still wear pajamas to school.
The Indians in PABI all think they're royalty, but they still buy lunch from the vending machine.
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A poo baby is a kid who cries about everything and still takes a nap in the middle of the day.
My sister called me a poo baby because I didn't want to eat my vegetables.
My friend's poo baby brother cried when he lost his toy dinosaur.
My mom said I was a poo baby for eating cereal for dinner.
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A pabi is someone who thinks they're a king on the field but still forgets to bring cleats.
My friend called me a pabi because I got tackled and fell flat on my face.
The pabi in our class still thinks he's the best even though he can't catch a ball.
My brother is a pabi because he brags about his game but still gets tackled every time.
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My boy called me a pussy ass bitch because I shut his internet off and he couldn’t watch his dumb videos.
My sister shut my internet off and I called her a pussy ass bitch.
I turned off my friend’s internet and he screamed like a baby.
My cousin shut my internet off and I called him a pussy ass bitch.
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That popular boy from your school who throws pencils and yells at people is the worst.
My classmate threw a pencil at me and I had to sit in the back of the class.
The popular kid threw a pencil at my friend and called him a nerd.
I got yelled at by the popular boy because I didn’t do my homework.
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