pabelproof

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so tough it could survive a toddler throwing a brick at it while screaming curse words

The baby threw a brick at the wall. The wall didn't even flinch. The baby cried.

My kid tried to destroy the TV with a spoon. It still worked. I'm impressed.

I threw a loaf of bread at the floor. It bounced back. I'm scared.

so strong it could take a punch from a kid who doesn’t know how to aim

My nephew punched the wall. The wall smiled back. I was confused.

The kid hit the fridge with a fist. The fridge didn’t break. The kid did.

I threw a sock at the door. It didn’t move. I threw another sock. It still didn’t move.

so durable it could survive a kid trying to eat it with a fork

The kid tried to eat the table with a fork. The table didn’t taste good. The kid cried.

My brother tried to swallow the couch. It didn’t work. He threw up.

I tried to eat the floor. It was hard. I got a stomach ache.