pabelboner

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when red sox fans get a hard on because jonathon pabelbon sprints out of the pen like he's trying to save the game or his own dignity.

i saw the game and got a boner just watching pabelbon run

my dad yelled 'he's coming!' and i got a boner

i was eating a taco and pabelbon came in and i got a boner

the moment red sox fans get a stiffy because pabelbon runs out like he's the last hope of the team and the universe.

i was on the toilet and pabelbon came in and i had a boner

my mom said 'he's saving the game!' and i had a boner

i was watching a movie and pabelbon came in and i had a boner

when red sox fans get a woody because pabelbon sprints out of the pen like he's trying to save the game and your soul.

i had a woody in math class because pabelbon came in

my brother got a woody and laughed at me

i was eating pizza and pabelbon ran out and i got a woody