pabbi

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Pabby is a dumb town girl who thinks cowboys are cool, but she’s also a mess who blacks out like a drunk sailor and chugs JUULs like it’s her job. She’s from Richmond, and she’s smart, but she’s also a total lunatic.
Pabby passed out during lunch and woke up screaming about cowboys.
She JUULed so much she turned blue.
She failed math but aced her breakdowns.
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A guy who talks Spanish and lives in Sweden, but he’s also a total Minecraft addict and thinks nipples are the best thing since pizza.
Pabby spent 10 hours playing Minecraft and forgot to eat.
He said 'Hola' to a nipple and got a high five from God.
He lives in Sweden but thinks he’s from Texas.
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Pabby is the feeling you get when you see a bare nipple and your brain explodes into glitter and tacos.
She saw a bare nipple and screamed like a banshee.
Her spellbook caught fire because of a nipple.
She turned into a glitter tornado just looking at a bare nipple.
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A punk ass bitch who acts like she’s scared of everything, even though she’s the most annoying person in the room.
Pabby cried when someone tapped her on the shoulder.
She ran away from a tiny spider like it was a monster.
She said she was scared of math, but she cheated.
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Pabby is the name you give to someone who goes absolutely nuts when they see a bare nipple, like it’s the end of the world.
She saw a bare nipple and started singing show tunes.
She fainted when she saw a bare nipple in a shirt.
She lost her mind and tried to eat a bare nipple.
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