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My body is giving up and I'm not even mad about it.
I walked three blocks and now I'm a greasy pile of regret.
My legs are asking for a vacation and I'm giving them a raise.
I tried to stand up and my knees said no and I listened.
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I'm so wiped I could sleep through a nuclear explosion.
I drank coffee and it just laughed at me.
I sat down and my chair said 'finally' and I agreed.
I tried to blink and my eyes asked for a sick leave.
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I'm too tired to be mad and I'm also too tired to care.
I saw my mom and I didn't even yell at her.
I forgot my name and my dog remembered it.
I passed out and my phone kept ringing like it was my ex.