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I packed a bowl of chips and got so high I laughed at my dog.

She filled her bowl with candy and started talking to the ceiling.

He packed a bowl of popcorn and got so high he fell off the couch.

I ate a whole bowl of cereal and got so wasted I cried at a commercial.

She devoured a bowl of ice cream and started dancing in the grocery store.

He ate a bowl of soup and got so wasted he talked to the fridge.

I chowed down on a bowl of noodles and got a buzz so strong I yelled at my mom.

She chowed down on a bowl of cereal and got a buzz that made her laugh at her own jokes.

He chowed down on a bowl of pizza and got a buzz that made him talk to the cat.