Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you act like you're checking out the scene because the person you're with is so low they might as well be a beggar.

'I can't believe I'm stuck with you at the club.'

'You think I care about this place? I'm just looking for someone better.'

'If I had my way, I'd be out here with my real friends.'

2

Trying to see what's going on because your date is so trash they might be a side dish.

'I'm not even looking at you, I'm looking for someone who's worth my time.'

'You're like the saddest background dancer at a party.'

'I'm here for the vibes, not your sad life.'

3

When you're too good for the person you're with and you're checking the room like you're looking for a rescue.

'I'm not even here for you, I'm just waiting for someone better to save me.'

'You're like the sidekick to my main character.'

'If I had to be stuck with you, I'd rather be stuck with a mop.'

4

Looking around like you're waiting for a better life to come and your date is just a bad choice.

'You're not even worth my eye-roll.'

'I'm here for the party, not your face.'

'If I had to be with someone, I'd pick someone who's not a total disaster.'

5

Acting like you're scanning the room because your date is so weak they might as well be a ghost.

'You're like the background noise at a concert.'

'I'm not even here for you, I'm here for the real people.'

'If I had my way, I'd be with someone who actually matters.'

6

Looking around like you're looking for a better version of yourself and your date is just a distraction.

'I'm not even here for you, I'm here for my destiny.'

'You're like the extra in my movie.'

'If I had to be with someone, I'd be with someone who's not a total mess.'