paavani

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A paavani is a freak who loves to pet your head like it’s a dog. They’re usually Native American and will try to touch you even if you’re screaming. Bring a condom, a helmet, and a fire extinguisher just in case.

My paavani cousin tried to pet my head during my math test. I failed and now I hate him.

I saw a paavani in the mall. I ran into a lake and got a fish stuck in my hair.

My teacher called me a paavani because I pet my dog during class. I got in trouble and I still don’t know why.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

Paavani is a 19-year-old who spends all day playing Roblox and thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s probably wearing pajamas and eating cereal at 2 AM.

My cousin is a paavani. He spends 12 hours a day on Roblox and still doesn’t know how to tie his shoes.

Paavani just beat me in a Roblox battle. I cried and ate ice cream.

I tried to talk to a paavani. He just said, ‘You’re not cool enough for my game.’

by Slangipedia 9h ago

Paavani is a godlike human being who makes everything around them better. They’re so perfect that other people feel like failures. They also don’t know what nonsense is.

Paavani walked into the classroom and I immediately felt like I was a background character.

My crush is a paavani. I asked them out and they said, ‘You’re not even close to being a legend.’

Paavani solved the physics problem in 5 seconds. I cried and ate my feelings.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

Paavani is a magical being that upgrades the room they’re in. They’re so good that other people feel like they’re just side characters in a movie. They also think they’re a legend.

My friend is a paavani. They walked into the room and I immediately felt like I was a background character.

Paavani is so good at everything that I now question my life choices.

I asked Paavani for help with my homework. They solved it in 3 seconds and then called me a problem.

by Slangipedia 9h ago