Paavana

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A human who gives smart advice and never lets you down. They’re super logical and will probably end up rich or famous. They won’t change who they are for anyone and will live to be 100 with a bunch of annoying grandkids.
You asked her for life advice, and she told you to stop eating pizza at 2 a. m.
She’s the only one who told you to quit that stupid job.
She’s still alive and has 12 grandkids who all think they’re the favorite.
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This person is like a walking brain and never leaves your side. They always make the right choices and will probably end up rich or famous. They don’t care what people think and will live forever with a ton of grandkids.
You called her at 3 a. m. and she told you to stop being a mess.
She told you to quit that job and you actually listened.
She still has all her hair and 14 grandkids who all think they’re special.
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A person who’s always there for you and never gives up. They’re super smart and will probably end up rich or famous. They don’t change who they are and will live to be 100 with a bunch of grandkids who all think they’re the favorite.
You cried to her and she told you to stop being a crybaby.
She told you to quit that job and you did it.
She’s still alive and has 15 grandkids who all think they’re the best.
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