paasche

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The last name every girl should wish for. A Paasche is a guy who’s got a heart of gold, a brain full of nonsense, and a face that could make a saint blush. They’re stubborn as a mule and loyal to the point of being annoying.
My Paasche cousin would walk through fire to save my dog. And my dog is fat.
I asked my Paasche brother for help. He said he would. Then he fell asleep.
My Paasche uncle took a bullet for me. I took a nap for him.
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A Paasche is a man who’s got a soft spot for weird stuff, a love for hard work, and a temper that could start a war. They don’t play games. They live life like it’s a buffet and they’re ready to eat everything.
My Paasche dad tried to fix the dishwasher with a spoon. It still didn’t work.
My Paasche uncle started a fight in a grocery store over the last candy bar.
My Paasche cousin got into a wrestling match with a goat. He won.
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A Paasche is a man who’s got the looks of a movie star, the patience of a saint, and the temper of a demon. They don’t fall in love easily. But when they do, they’re all in. And that’s a mess you don’t wanna be in.
My Paasche friend asked me out. I said yes. Now I can’t leave my house.
My Paasche cousin married a woman who’s got a PhD in chaos. She’s amazing.
My Paasche uncle proposed to his boss. She said yes. Now they’re both in trouble.
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A Paasche is a guy who can fix anything, including your life. They’re kind, they’re goofy, and they’ve got a stubborn streak that could make a mountain move. They don’t take no for an answer and they’ll fight for what they want.
My Paasche uncle fixed my car with a wrench and a curse.
My Paasche cousin refused to leave the house until I gave him a pizza.
My Paasche friend fought a whole football team for my dog. He won.
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A Paasche is a man who’s got a smile that could light up the dark, a heart that’s too big for this world, and a temper that could boil water. They love hard and they love true. And if you mess with them? You’re in for a world of trouble.
My Paasche friend cried at a commercial about a cat. I cried with him.
My Paasche uncle stood up to a whole mob for my brother. He’s a hero.
My Paasche cousin broke up with his girlfriend because she didn’t like pizza.
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A Paasche is a guy who can make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices all in one day. They’re loyal to the point of being ridiculous, and they’ll fight for you even if you don’t want them to.
My Paasche cousin tried to get me to eat a whole cake in one bite. I did it. It was terrible.
My Paasche uncle started a band just to annoy my brother. It worked.
My Paasche friend took a bullet for me. I took a nap for him.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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