paarthurnon

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A human who thinks their brain is a toilet and never flushes it.

My cousin is a paarthurnon. He eats pizza with his hands and thinks it's a life skill.

My teacher called me a paarthurnon for forgetting my homework again.

My mom says I'm a paarthurnon because I still think Minecraft is real.

A person who’s so dumb, they think a banana is a vegetable and a vegetable is a fruit.

My neighbor is a paarthurnon. He thinks the sky is green and the grass is blue.

My friend said the moon is made of cheese and called me a paarthurnon.

My dog is a paarthurnon. He barks at the TV and thinks it's a cat.

Someone who’s so clueless, they believe the internet is a real place and not just a bunch of people yelling.

My brother is a paarthurnon. He thinks TikTok is a real job and not just a distraction.

My grandma is a paarthurnon. She thinks the internet is a magical place where people live.

My teacher said I’m a paarthurnon for thinking the internet is a real place.

A person who’s so dumb, they think a calculator is a luxury item and not a basic tool.

My math teacher calls me a paarthurnon for not using a calculator.

My brother is a paarthurnon. He does math in his head and still gets it wrong.

My mom says I’m a paarthurnon because I think a calculator is a luxury.

Someone who’s so brain-dead, they think a phone is a real person and not just a device.

My friend is a paarthurnon. He answers his phone and talks to it like it’s his best friend.

My dad is a paarthurnon. He thinks his phone is alive and sends it text messages.

My brother is a paarthurnon. He talks to his phone and thinks it’s a real person.

A person who’s so dumb, they think a sock is a real animal and not just a piece of clothing.

My little brother is a paarthurnon. He thinks his sock is a real animal and talks to it.

My mom says I’m a paarthurnon because I still think socks are animals.

My friend is a paarthurnon. He wears his sock on his head and thinks it’s a hat.