paarthiv

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He’s a human keyboard with no social skills and a face like a dead frog.

He logged off for lunch. Then went back to his computer. Like it was a girlfriend.

He tried to talk to me. I saw his face. I ran.

He ate a sandwich while typing. The bread fell on the floor. He didn’t notice.

He’s so obsessed with his screen he thinks it’s a person.

He texted me. Then texted his computer. Then cried.

He tried to play video games. Then asked the game if it loved him.

He got a message from his mom. He ignored it. His computer got a message. He hugged it.

He lives in a box made of pizza and internet cables.

He eats pizza. Then types. Then eats more pizza. Then types more.

He didn’t brush his teeth. His breath smells like old pizza and regret.

He got a phone call. He didn’t answer. He was too busy yelling at his computer.