paartha

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the hottest guy ever who plays chess like a boss and has a penis so big it could make a mountain jealous

Bro, Paartha is like a god in chess and a monster in the bedroom.

I tried to beat Paartha at chess, and he beat me so fast I got a headache.

Paartha’s got a penis so huge, it’s like he was born with a billboard.

Paartha is the kind of guy who makes your mom proud and your enemies jealous. He’s got the best friends and the best moves in gym class.

My friend Paartha can bench-press me like I’m a weakling.

Paartha’s friends have been his friends since kindergarten and still laugh at his jokes.

He’s like the cool kid who also wins every game.

Paartha is a total looker, but he also has the worst farts in the world. Girls swoon, then run for their lives.

Paartha walked in, and the whole room was like, ‘Whoa.’ Then he farted, and it was like a dragon exploded.

I asked Paartha out, and he said, ‘Sure,’ then farts so loud I almost fell over.

Paartha’s farts are so bad, they should be a sport.