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A guy who thinks he’s the best at everything and won’t shut up about it
He bragged about his 1000 followers like it was a trophy.
He called me a ‘beta’ just because I had better grades.
He posted a selfie with a dog and said it was ‘sigma energy’.
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A man who believes he’s the only one who can be cool
He wouldn’t talk to me unless I called him ‘bro’.
He laughed at my joke like it was the worst thing ever.
He tried to impress me by eating a whole pizza in 30 seconds.
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A guy who thinks he’s god and everyone else is trash
He said my haircut was ‘disgusting’ and walked away.
He claimed he could beat my dad in a fight and my dad didn’t even show up.
He posted a tweet about how ‘no one understands his vibe’.
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A man who believes he’s the only one who matters
He wouldn’t let me play my video game because ‘he had to practice his sigma’.
He said my lunch was ‘unfit for a sigma’ and threw it away.
He tried to flirt with my crush and failed spectacularly.
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A guy who thinks he’s the best and everyone else is weak
He said my math test was ‘beneath him’ and got a 100 anyway.
He called my mom ‘beta’ just because she didn’t like him.
He tried to beat my brother up and got kicked out of the park.
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A man who thinks he’s the only one who can be cool and won’t let anyone else be
He took my spot on the bus because ‘he had to sit in the best seat’.
He wouldn’t let me join his video game club because ‘he was the only sigma’.
He posted a video of himself doing push-ups and said it was ‘sigma energy’.
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