Paaresha

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A grab-er. You'll end up begging her for mercy. Don't try to take it easy on her, she'll rip your heart out and make a sandwich with it.

You: 'Hey Paaresha, wanna grab coffee?' Her: 'Sure. And bring me a cake, a latte, and a compliment.'

He tried to skip her birthday, now he's on her 'to-kill' list.

She told him to stop being lazy. He told her to stop being a beast.

Bold, tough, and ready to work, but not if you’re getting in her way. She’s not Gal Gadot, but she might be the one who breaks your bones.

'I don't need your help, I can do it myself.', said Paaresha, while doing three things at once.

She was carrying a box of groceries and a baby, and still had time to send you a text.

She told her brother to stop slacking off, and then made him do 10 push-ups.

She loves gifts, and she loves it when you give her them. But don’t think you can get away with not doing it.

He gave her a flower, she gave him a lecture about his life choices.

She got a gift card, and she used it to buy him a gift card.

She received a bouquet, and she gave him a bouquet of his own, with a note that said 'You're a mess.'

She was born rich, but she’s not lazy. She’s got a silver spoon, and she’s turning it into a diamond, and you’re just the sidekick in her story.

She got a silver spoon, and now she's got a diamond necklace and a sidekick named 'Dumbass.'

She didn’t need to work, but she did anyway, because she’s a royal pain.

She’s got a silver spoon, but she’s also got a sword, and she’s not afraid to use it.