Paares

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When someone gets totally roasted or gets taken advantage of by a person who thinks they're the king of the hill.

My buddy got paares'd when his ex showed up with her new guy and a pizza.

I got paares'd at the party when I tried to leave and my friend dragged me back.

She got paares'd when she agreed to do my math homework and then I failed the test.

Drinking like a fish out of water before or during a hookup with a woman who looks like a giant cake.

He drank so much before the date he looked like a drunk alien.

I did paares at the bar and ended up with a hangover and a girl who had a tattoo of a dragon.

She drank like a kid on candy before hooking up with her gym teacher.

When you're with someone so loud and crazy you can't even catch your breath before they jump on you like a feral animal.

My cousin got paares'd by her boyfriend who screamed and jumped on her during the movie.

He got paares'd at the club when his date grabbed him and dragged him to the dance floor.

I got paares'd by my friend who started singing and dancing in the middle of the restaurant.

When someone is so hilarious and smart they can make your day, but they also have a temper that can light up the sky.

Paares is my best friend who can make me laugh and also yell at me for eating too much pizza.

She’s paares and she once turned my math test into a joke and then yelled at me for getting it wrong.

He’s paares and he can solve any problem but also has a temper that can burn down a house.

When something or someone turns into gold the moment you touch it, like magic but with more glitter.

I touched the statue and it turned into gold, total paares magic.

She touched the coin and it turned into gold, and now she’s rich and weird.

He touched the ring and it became gold, and now he’s stuck with a glitter problem.