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When someone gets completely roasted or gets a beatdown for being a total dud.

My cousin got paar'd for showing up to the party with no pants on.

I got paar'd by my boss for eating the last donut.

My mom paar'd me for forgetting to do my math homework.

Drinking so much cheap booze before getting it on with a woman who looks like she could eat you for breakfast.

He had a paar before his date and ended up crying in the bathroom.

She drank so much during the paar she forgot how to walk.

They had a paar and then realized they were both still single.

A pair you can't even hang out with without them jumping all over you like you're their new toy.

My neighbor is a paar and she follows me everywhere.

I tried to hang out with my paar and she tackled me.

My sister is a paar and she won't stop hugging me.

When someone is so hilarious they make you laugh until you cry and then they tell you they’re a genius.

My friend is a paar and she made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.

My teacher is a paar and she made me laugh so much I forgot my test.

My dad is a paar and he made me laugh until my face turned red.

When you touch something and it turns into gold like it’s got a magic spell on it.

He touched the coin and it turned into gold, now he’s rich.

She touched the rock and it turned into gold, now she’s a gold digger.

I touched the spoon and it turned into gold, now I’m a gold spoon.