paal

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A fake Southern version of pal that sounds like someone tried to say it while wearing a hat and chewing tobacco.
"Y’all are paals, I swear," he said like he was in a cornfield.
"Paal? I think that's just a fancy way to say 'you're annoying,'" said the teacher.
He texted, 'We’re paals for life, bro.' I replied, 'You’re just trying to get me to buy you snacks.'
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The most popular guy in school who gets all the hot girls and makes everyone else look like failures.
"Paal got the last slice of pizza and the hottest girl in class," said the loser.
Paal walked into the room, and everyone stopped talking. That’s how cool he is.
He DMs me, 'Hey, wanna be my paal?' I said, 'You already have five girlfriends.'
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A loud, stupid swear word that people yell when they’re mad and don’t know how to explain it.
He yelled, 'Paal! Why did you eat my lunch?"
She said, 'Paal! I failed math!' I said, 'So what?'
They were arguing and someone shouted, 'Paal! What’s wrong with you?'
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People who are so cute, they make your heart go boom.
I saw her and said, 'That’s a paal.' She smiled and I blushed.
He walked in and I thought, 'That’s a paal.' I didn’t say anything because I was too shy.
My friend said, 'That kid is a paal.' I agreed and then we both got distracted by a cat.
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VK is a place that makes milk and also makes you feel stupid.
My mom said, 'VK is a milk factory. Don’t waste your time there.'
He went to VK and came back with milk and a headache.
She texted, 'VK is a milk factory. Why are you there?' I said, 'Because it’s fun.'
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