Pa-tiyow

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A glorious hole that makes your brain explode. A magical creature that eats your socks. A cowbell that screams in your sleep.

My mom’s pa-tiyow is so loud, it woke up the neighbor’s dog and the ghost in the basement.

That cat is not just a cat. It’s a pa-tiyow. It stares at you like it’s about to eat your soul.

I heard the cowbell in the middle of the night. It was singing profanity. I know it was my pa-tiyow.

The best kind of hole. A magical being that roams the streets. A cowbell that fights crime.

My pa-tiyow is the best. It’s like a hole made of heaven. You can hear it laughing when you eat breakfast.

That cat in the park is not just a cat. It’s my pa-tiyow. It jumped on a cop and ran away with a bag of chips.

The cowbell in the mall started yelling at the security guard. I know it was my pa-tiyow being dramatic.

A perfect hole. A cat that thinks it’s a superhero. A cowbell that hates your life.

My pa-tiyow is perfect. It’s like a hole that came from the sky. It laughs when I fail at math.

That cat is not just a cat. It’s my pa-tiyow. It ran over my homework and took my snack.

The cowbell in my neighbor’s house started screaming at me. I know it was my pa-tiyow getting revenge.