Pa-ri-sou

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A silly way to talk about having sex with a French person in a way that makes everyone laugh and maybe throw up.

My cousin tried to Pa-ri-sou with a waiter and ended up crying in the bathroom.

I Pa-ri-sou’d my math teacher during lunch and got detention.

My dog tried to Pa-ri-sou my brother and now he won’t stop barking.

When you mess around with a Parisian in a way that’s so stupid it might make you famous.

I Pa-ri-sou’d my mom in front of the whole class and now she’s mad.

My friend Pa-ri-sou’d the principal and got suspended.

I Pa-ri-sou’d my neighbor’s cat and now it hates me.

Doing something silly and sexual with a Parisian that’s so bad it might get you kicked out of school.

I Pa-ri-sou’d my brother in the hallway and got caught.

My friend Pa-ri-sou’d the janitor and now he follows her everywhere.

I Pa-ri-sou’d my dog and now it won’t stop licking my face.

A stupid way to have sex with a Parisian that might get you sent to the principal’s office.

I Pa-ri-sou’d my teacher and got sent to the office.

My friend Pa-ri-sou’d the mailman and now he won’t deliver her mail.

I Pa-ri-sou’d my little brother and now he won’t stop laughing.

A silly and messy way to have sex with a Parisian that might end with you covered in food.

I Pa-ri-sou’d my dad in the kitchen and now I’m covered in pizza.

My friend Pa-ri-sou’d the chef and now he’s throwing pasta at her.

I Pa-ri-sou’d my mom and now the whole house smells like spaghetti.

A dumb way to have sex with a Parisian that might get you laughed at by everyone in school.

I Pa-ri-sou’d my friend in front of the whole school and now everyone laughs at me.

My dog Pa-ri-sou’d my neighbor and now the whole block knows.

I Pa-ri-sou’d my teacher and now she won’t stop making me write lines.