pa-leave

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When you tell someone to go away but make it sound like a suggestion that’s actually a curse

Hey bro, I'd like you to leave if that's okay with you.

Please leave, or I'll leave you in the trash can.

I'm not rude, I'm just being polite... and also a little bit of a monster.

When you say 'please leave' but it sounds like you're about to cry or punch them

Please leave... or I'll start crying and then punch you.

I'm going to say please leave, and you better leave before I lose my cool.

Please leave, or I'll leave you in the hallway with my ex.

When you beg someone to go away like they're your only hope of survival

Please leave, or I'll die of embarrassment.

If you don’t leave, I’m going to scream and maybe throw something.

Please leave. I can’t handle this anymore.

When you ask someone to leave but it sounds like you're trying to convince them they're not wanted

Please leave, because you're not wanted here.

You’re not wanted. Please leave.

You’re not wanted, and I mean it. Please leave.

When you politely tell someone to leave, but it’s actually the worst insult you can think of

Please leave, or I'll have to call you a bad friend.

Please leave, because you're not a good friend.

Please leave, and don't come back unless you're a good friend.