Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the only thing that can save you from dying in your sleep

My pa jim-jams are the only thing keeping me from falling off the bed.

I wore my pa jim-jams to school and got in trouble for being too comfortable.

My dog eats my pa jim-jams like they're a snack.

2

the reason you can’t get a good night’s sleep

My pa jim-jams are so old they smell like my grandpa’s socks.

I wore my pa jim-jams to a party and no one believed I was dressed up.

I tried to wear my pa jim-jams as a cape and failed.

3

the only thing you wear when you're too lazy to get dressed

I wore my pa jim-jams to work and my boss gave me a warning.

My pa jim-jams are my second skin and I don’t plan on changing that.

I wore my pa jim-jams to the grocery store and got yelled at by the cashier.

4

the reason you never leave your room

I stayed in my room all day because my pa jim-jams are too comfy.

I wore my pa jim-jams to the movies and fell asleep halfway through.

I tried to take my pa jim-jams to the gym and got laughed at.

5

the only thing that can protect you from the horrors of the day

My pa jim-jams are my shield against the world.

I wear my pa jim-jams like armor when I’m going to battle.

I wore my pa jim-jams to the doctor and he prescribed more pa jim-jams.

6

the only thing that can keep you from getting yelled at by your mom

I wore my pa jim-jams to avoid getting yelled at for coming home late.

My mom said I could only wear my pa jim-jams on weekends.

I wore my pa jim-jams to dinner and got extra dessert.