PA Dutch

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A bunch of Pennsylvania jerks who think they deserve everything without lifting a finger and charge twice what things are worth just to make more money. They talk German like it's the only cool language.

'I paid $20 for this old chair? I should've gotten it for free!', PA Dutch man at a flea market

'Why do you speak German? It's just a stupid language!', PA Dutch kid to a tourist

'I sold my grandma's house for $500,000. I'm rich now. You're poor. End of story.', PA Dutch uncle at Thanksgiving

by Slangipedia 7d ago

People from Pennsylvania who think they’re the best and refuse to pay for anything. They talk German like it's the language of royalty and charge you double for junk.

'This is just a regular sandwich. Why is it $10?', PA Dutch lunch counter guy

'I speak German like it’s my birthright. You don’t even know what I’m saying.', PA Dutch woman at a bar

'I sold my dog for $1,000. Now I’m rich. You’re poor. That’s life.', PA Dutch man on Facebook

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Pennsylvania people who think they're entitled to everything and charge you twice the price just to feel important. They also talk German like it's the only language that matters.

'This is just a piece of land. Why is it $2 million?', PA Dutch real estate agent

'I speak German. You're just a dumb tourist.', PA Dutch kid at a fair

'I sold my cousin's car for $500. Now I'm rich. You're poor. That’s how life works.', PA Dutch guy at a gas station

by Slangipedia 7d ago