P90Xed

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A person who just finished the P90X workout and is now a sweaty, screaming, broken mess.

I did the P90Xed workout and now I look like a meatloaf that got hit by a truck.

My dog ran away from me after I yelled at him during my P90Xed session.

I tried to do P90Xed and now I can't move. My legs are like cooked noodles.

A state of having sex with someone like it's a battle and you're both trying to win.

My date last night was P90Xed. We had sex like two raccoons fighting over a pizza.

I got P90Xed by my girlfriend and now I can't walk.

My ex and I had a P90Xed relationship. It was like a wrestling match and we both lost.

A person who took so long to finish their solo time that they might as well have been doing push-ups for 10 hours.

I was P90Xed for so long, my bed now has a permanent dent from all the headbanging.

I got P90Xed and now my phone is broken from all the selfies I took during my solo time.

I was P90Xed so hard, my cat ran away from me like I was a monster.