p53

My cells just walked out on me during a bad night of pizza and Netflix.

He said his body was like a broken vending machine, p53 just let everything fall out.

She texted her friend: 'My cells are on strike, and p53 is the union leader.'

He said his cells were giving him the finger after he ate ten donuts in one go.

My body’s like a broken toaster, p53 just flips the switch to self-destruction.

She posted on Twitter: 'p53 is the only thing that understands my life choices.'

He called his doctor and said, 'My cells are trying to commit suicide, and p53 is the drama queen.'

She screamed at her phone: 'Why is my body doing this to me?!', p53 was the reason.

My friend’s cells just threw a party and invited p53 as the DJ.