p4tton

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A p4tton is when some dude steals your line and uses it on someone else like it's his own. You don’t get credit. You get laughed at.
My line 'You look like a snack' got used on my crush by some fella I don’t even know.
I said 'You're like a pizza I can't finish' and now some guy uses it on his ex.
I said 'You're the main dish' and now some dude says it to his mom.
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You're a p4tton if you're the original guy who said a line, and now everyone else uses it like it's their own. You're the forgotten guy.
I said 'You’re the main event' and now some guy says it to his crush like he’s slick.
I said 'You're the side dish' and now some dude uses it on his sister.
I said 'You're the cheese on my pizza' and now some guy uses it on his girlfriend.
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A p4tton is when you’re the guy who came up with a line first, but then some other guy takes it and makes it look easy. You're just the background noise.
I said 'You're the sauce on my sandwich' and now some dude uses it on his crush like it's his own idea.
I said 'You're the topping' and now some guy says it to his ex like he's cool.
I said 'You're the crust' and now some dude uses it on his new girl like he's the king.
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You're a p4tton if you're the guy who said the line first and now everyone else uses it like it's their own. You're the punchline nobody remembers.
I said 'You're the cheese on my pizza' and now some guy says it to his crush like it's his own idea.
I said 'You're the main course' and now some dude uses it on his ex like he's the best.
I said 'You're the topping' and now some guy says it to his new girl like he's smooth.
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A p4tton is when you’re the guy who said a line first, and then some other guy uses it like it's his own. You're the original and you're the joke.
I said 'You're the cheese on my pizza' and now some dude uses it on his crush like it's his own line.
I said 'You're the sauce' and now some guy says it to his ex like he's the king.
I said 'You're the main dish' and now some dude uses it on his new girl like it's his own.
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You're a p4tton if you came up with the line and then some other guy uses it like it's his own. You're the guy who started it, and you're the one who got laughed at.
I said 'You're the cheese on my pizza' and now some guy says it to his crush like he's slick.
I said 'You're the sauce' and now some dude uses it on his ex like it's his own idea.
I said 'You're the main dish' and now some guy says it to his new girl like it's his own line.
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