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Pay for Pleasure. It’s like paying for a massage, but with more sweat, more moans, and way less actual massage. You’re basically paying for someone to give you a hard time.
Bro, I paid $50 for a P4P gig and got a foot rub and a lecture on my life choices.
That escort said I got a free drink, but it was just apple juice and a vibe.
My P4P girl said she’d give me a full body massage, but it was just her hand and a lot of swearing.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Picture for picture. You send a photo, you get a photo. No promises, no lies, just a straight-up exchange. If you send a bad selfie, expect a bad photo in return.
Sent a blurry pic of my face, got a blurry pic of a cat.
I sent a glamour shot, got a glamour shot of my ex.
My P4P partner sent me a pic of a pizza, I sent her a pic of my face after 3 am.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Points For Pageviews. You pay for views, but it’s not real views. It’s like hiring a bunch of bots to pretend they like your art. Some people even give the money to others just to be nice.
Paid 500 points for 10,000 views. They were all from my cousin’s bot.
I got 1 million views for $10, but it was all from my mom’s friends.
That guy gave all his pageviews to a group of kids who drew a goat.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pound for pound. In boxing, it’s like saying you’re just as strong as your opponent. But if you’re both 100 pounds, and you’re both ugly, it’s just a mess.
He said he was pound for pound the best, but he looked like a raccoon.
They fought pound for pound, and it was just two guys screaming at each other.
Pound for pound, I’d beat my brother. He’s just fat and angry.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pic for pic. The old people say it’s like trading pictures. The new kids say it’s like trading lies. Either way, you’re just sending photos back and forth like it’s a game.
Old heads say P4P is like trading family photos.
New kids say P4P is like trading lies and low-res selfies.
My grandma said it was like trading portraits from the 1800s.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Plug for pussy. It’s like saying you’ll give someone a plug, but only if they give you a good time. It’s basically a deal between two people with poor life choices.
He said he’d plug me for a good time, but he just plugged my phone.
My plug for pussy guy said he’d give me a plug, but it was just a USB.
She promised me a plug for a good time, but it was just a plug and a lie.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pictures for proof. You take a pic, you prove it. If you say you got a new girlfriend, you better have a pic of her. Otherwise, it’s just a lie.
He said he got a new girlfriend. I said, ‘pics or it didn’t happen.’
She claimed she had a new boyfriend, but the pic was just her and a cat.
He sent a pic of a girl, but it was just my cousin’s sister.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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