Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re begging the universe to give you a meaty member that makes people jealous

I’m out here P4BD because my guy’s still a chicken nugget.

My ex said she’d come back if I P4BD hard enough.

I texted my mom ‘P4BD’ and she replied ‘You’re still a baby’.

2

A prayer so loud it wakes up the neighbor’s dog and his grandma

I was P4BD in the bathroom at 2 AM and my dad walked in.

My P4BD was so strong it caused a power outage.

I P4BD during class and got sent to the office.

3

When you’re so desperate for a big dick you start whispering to the toilet

I P4BD while taking a leak and the toilet started talking back.

My P4BD was so intense, my plants grew bigger.

I P4BD in the car and my friend thought I was crying.

4

A secret ritual where you throw your hopes into the void and hope for a miracle

I P4BD before my date and got a sandwich instead.

I P4BD at the gym and got a free smoothie.

I P4BD in the shower and my hair started growing back.

5

When you’re so low on confidence you start asking the sky for a bigger member

I P4BD in the mirror and it stared back at me.

I P4BD before my job interview and got hired.

I P4BD in the park and a kid asked me what I was doing.