p40

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A guy so chill he could sleep through a bomb blast and still make fun of you for being loud.

My cousin is a p40. He ate pizza while I screamed at the TV.

That guy in class is a p40. He didn’t even flinch when the teacher threw a marker at him.

My dog is a p40. He doesn’t bark. He just stares at you like you’re stupid.

A dude who doesn’t get mad. He just laughs at your bad choices and eats your snacks.

My brother is a p40. He laughed when I failed my math test and ate my last chip.

That guy at the park is a p40. He didn’t even care when I tripped into his lawn chair.

My neighbor is a p40. He didn’t yell when I played my music too loud.

A man who doesn’t get annoyed. He just smiles and lets you be the weird one.

My teacher is a p40. She let me wear pajamas to school and didn’t even scold me.

That guy at the store is a p40. He didn’t care when I dropped my ice cream on the floor.

My dad is a p40. He didn’t get mad when I spilled soda on his favorite shirt.