P4 Alana

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A total waste of human potential who talks to no one for seven years just to seem cool. They’re dumb as a bag of rocks but think they’re the next big thing.
DM: 'I don’t talk to anyone. I’m trying to be mysterious.'
Tweet: 'Silence is my superpower. You know nothing.'
Text: 'I’m not failing. I’m just testing the system.'
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A person who avoids conversation like it’s a death sentence. They’re not smart, but they’ll tell you they’re the best at everything.
Post: 'I don’t talk. I’m a legend.'
Message: 'I’m not failing. I’m just pretending.'
Status: 'I don’t need friends. I have my thoughts.'
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A human who spends seven years being quiet just to look important. They’re not smart, but they’ll swear they are.
Comment: 'I don’t talk. I’m a genius.'
Text: 'I’m not failing. I’m just doing it my way.'
Post: 'Silence is power. I have that.'
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A person who doesn’t talk for seven years just to seem like they know what they’re doing. They’re not smart, but they’ll say they are.
Message: 'I’m not failing. I’m just waiting for my moment.'
Status: 'I don’t need friends. I have my silence.'
Tweet: 'I don’t talk. I’m a pro.'
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A nobody who doesn’t talk for seven years just to seem like they’re special. They’re not smart, but they think they are.
Post: 'Silence makes me cool.'
Text: 'I don’t talk. I’m not a failure.'
Comment: 'I’m not dumb. I’m just not talking.'
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