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When you snort meth and then try to seduce someone while still high
I p3rved my cousin and now she's crying and I'm still high
He p3rved the waitress and she gave him free pizza
I p3rved my dog and he just stared at me like I was crazy
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Doing meth and then getting too horny to stop
I p3rved at 3 a. m. and now I'm just sitting on the floor
She p3rved on the bus and got kicked off
He p3rved his boss and now he's on a lunch break
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When you take meth and then you can't help but try to get it on with anyone nearby
I p3rved my mom and she just gave me a weird look
He p3rved the mailman and now he's late every day
She p3rved her friend and now they're both in trouble
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Getting high on meth and then trying to flirt with everything that moves
I p3rved my neighbor and now he's suspicious
She p3rved the cat and it just walked away
He p3rved the barista and now he gets free coffee
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When you take meth and then you think everyone is interested in you
I p3rved my teacher and now I'm in trouble
She p3rved the cop and got a warning
He p3rved his friend and now they're both high
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Getting so high on meth that you try to have sex with anything that moves
I p3rved my dog and he just walked away
She p3rved the elevator and it broke
He p3rved his mom and now she's annoyed