P3nis Laz0r

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A super bright laser that comes out of a guy's willy when he finally gets it.

"Dude, I just realized why my math teacher always wears sunglasses."

"He saw the answer and his penis laser went full 80s movie."

"She asked him a question and he shot a laser out of his cock like he just won the lottery."

A glowing beam that shoots from a guy's pecker when he suddenly understands something dumb.

"He figured out how to beat the game and his pecker lit up like a disco ball."

"The guy saw the trick and his penis laser went full neon."

"He got it and his wiener started shining like he was a wizard."

A flashy light show from a guy's privates when he finally gets it and it's way too much.

"He solved the mystery and his privates turned into a laser show."

"He figured it out and his package lit up like a Christmas tree."

"He got the clue and his cock started blasting light like a superhero."

A bright beam that comes out of a guy's junk when he finally understands something and it's way too dramatic.

"He got the answer and his junk started shooting lasers like he was a sci-fi movie."

"He figured it out and his wiener turned into a disco light."

"He saw the trick and his package lit up like it was on fire."

A glowing light that comes out of a guy's cock when he finally gets it and it's way too much for everyone else.

"He got the answer and his cock started shining like it was on fire."

"He figured it out and his privates lit up like a lava lamp."

"He saw the trick and his penis turned into a neon light."

A bright light that shoots out of a guy's pecker when he finally gets it and it's just too much for the rest of us.

"He solved the mystery and his pecker turned into a spotlight."

"He figured it out and his wiener started glowing like a streetlamp."

"He got the clue and his privates lit up like a neon sign."