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A guys weenie. The thing you hope no one sees when you wear tight pants.

My dad walked into the kitchen and I saw his weenie. I ran out screaming.

My brother showed me his weenie. I told him he was a weenie man.

My teacher told me to stop drawing weenies on the board. I said I was just being creative.

A bright pink laser that comes out of a guys weenie when he gets a brilliant idea.

My brother got a brilliant idea and his weenie shot out a pink laser. I got scared.

My friend had a genius idea and his weenie blazed a laser across the room.

My teacher said I was the best student in class and my weenie shot out a laser. I had no idea what was happening.

A thing that makes you run screaming from the room. It comes out of a guys weenie when he gets excited.

My dad got excited and his weenie exploded. I ran out crying.

My brother yelled 'WEENIE!' and I hid under the table.

My friend said 'I got a weenie!' and I screamed like a baby.