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a tough lady who loves office stuff more than her ex and can turn a pen into a weapon if you mess with her
She threatened to stab me with a paperclip because I didn't bring her a pen.
At the office party, she broke the copier just to prove a point.
She told her boss to 'shut up and take my coffee' during a meeting.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a girl who treats office supplies like they're her family and will fight you for the last paperclip
She cried when the printer jammed and screamed at the toner like it was her kid.
She stole my highlighter and said it was 'not a fair trade' for my coffee.
She threatened to replace my desk with a whiteboard if I didn't stop talking.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a woman who will make you regret not bringing her a pen and thinks your coffee is a personal insult
She called me a 'paperless loser' when I forgot my pen again.
She took my coffee and said it was 'not worth the struggle' of being me.
She used my stapler to staple my wrist to the desk for being late.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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