Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the thing you hope your mom didn't show you in the fridge

My cousin said his p33n15 looked like a burnt hot dog.

I saw my dog's p33n15 and now I'm scared of bacon.

My teacher said my p33n15 was the reason I failed math.

2

a meaty stick that makes you laugh when it goes to the bathroom

My dad's p33n15 is so big, it has its own zip code.

I peed on my brother's p33n15 and now he's mad.

My p33n15 is so tiny, it hides in the toilet.

3

the reason you're not getting a date on Friday

My crush said my p33n15 smelled like old socks.

I tried to hide my p33n15 under my shirt, but it came out.

My p33n15 is so long, it's a new continent.

4

a body part that knows how to dance but doesn't know how to spell

My p33n15 is the reason I failed spelling test.

I asked my p33n15 to do the cha-cha, and it did it wrong.

My p33n15 is so ugly, it got kicked out of the club.

5

a thing that you wish you could wear in a sock

My p33n15 is so smelly, it got its own sock.

I tried to wear my p33n15 like a sock, but it didn't fit.

My p33n15 is the reason I got a sock in the face.

6

a part of your body that gets jealous when you talk to your phone

My p33n15 got jealous when I talked to my phone.

I told my p33n15 I love my phone more, and it cried.

My p33n15 is so sad, it's been texting my phone.