P320

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A pistol so bad it makes grenades look good
My P320 exploded like a firework. It was glorious.
I shot my foot off. The P320 was proud.
The P320 is the reason I have a new nickname: 'The Grenade'.
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A gun that screams, 'I want to be a bomb!'
I tried to shoot a zombie. The P320 yelled, 'I'm coming for you!' and exploded.
The P320 didn't fire. It just cried and turned into a fireball.
My P320 is the only gun that can out-shoot a grenade.
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A pistol so useless it wants to die
My P320 tried to commit suicide. I had to stop it.
I shot a duck. The P320 screamed and died.
The P320 is the reason I have a new job: 'Grenade Tamer'.
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