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your snatch is so wide it could hold a whole pizza
You think you're cute? I've seen a dog with a tighter grip.
That hole could fit a whole chicken.
Your pants are barely holding it together.
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your hole is so big it's like a portal to another dimension
You're not just loose, you're intergalactic.
I saw a spaceship come out of you.
You could fit a whole football team in there.
3
your snatch is so open it's like a door with no hinges
You don't just let things in, you let them party.
Your snatch is a nightclub.
You could rent that hole out.
4
your crotch is so loose it's like a beach towel
You could dry off with that thing.
You don't just sit, you spread out.
Your pants are basically a hammock.
5
your hole is so wide it could be a runway for a jet
You don't just let things pass through, you let them fly.
You're not just loose, you're a airport.
That thing could launch a rocket.
6
your snatch is like a coliseum, and you're the gladiator
You don't just hold things, you host them.
You're not just loose, you're a arena.
You could wrestle in there.