p2chang

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a thing you hope grows when you see someone’s shorts fall down
Bro just tripped and his pants flew off. P2chang? That’s a real thing.
My cousin’s dog ran into a bush. P2chang? I’m not sure.
He said he’d do it in front of the class. P2chang? That’s not a promise.
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the reason you’re mad at your sibling during breakfast
My brother showed me his p2chang. I threw my cereal at him.
She told me she had a p2chang. I asked if it was bigger than mine.
We were fighting over the last piece of toast. He said I had a tiny p2chang.
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a body part that makes you laugh when it’s on the internet
I saw a video of him doing a dance with his p2chang. It was so bad, I laughed until I cried.
She posted a photo of her p2chang. My dad said it was 'a disgrace.'
He sent me a DM with a picture of his p2chang. I said, 'You’re dead to me.'
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the thing that makes you feel like you’re the winner of a bet
We bet who had the bigger p2chang. He lost and had to do 10 push-ups.
She said she’d show me her p2chang if I gave her $20. I did it, and she said I was a cheapskate.
We made a bet. I won. Now I’m the p2chang king.
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a thing that makes you question your life choices
I saw his p2chang in the shower. I asked why I was born.
She showed me her p2chang. I said, 'Why would anyone do that?'
He posted a video of his p2chang. I said, 'This is why I don’t like school.'
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the reason you’re friends with someone in the first place
He showed me his p2chang. That’s how we became friends.
We bonded over our p2chang. Now we hang out every weekend.
She said I had a nice p2chang. I said, 'That’s why we’re friends.'
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