Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Kylan is a tiny joke of a kid, only 4 years old. He’s not even a real person yet.

Kylan is like a joke that’s not even funny.

He’s the kind of kid that makes you question your life choices.

He’s the human version of a meme that’s not even close to being good.

2

Maggie is the kind of person who makes your day better just by being around.

Maggie is like a cup of coffee on a Monday.

She’s the sweetest thing since candy came out in the 90s.

Maggie is the kind of person that makes you forget you’re having a bad day.

3

Brynn is hot enough to make fire jealous and smart enough to know it.

Brynn is like a supermodel with a PhD.

She’s the kind of person that makes your heart go boom.

Brynn is the reason why people still believe in love.

4

Brynn and Maggie are going to Grey Day. Finally, Liam. The edge master. The cumming queen. Gay as hell too.

Brynn and Maggie are the main event of Grey Day.

Liam is the edge master, the cumming queen, and also gay as hell.

Grey Day is the best day of the year because of them.

5

Kylan edges also. Hell yeah.

Kylan edges so hard he makes the edge master jealous.

Kylan edges like it’s his full-time job.

Kylan edges so much he’s practically a pro.

6

Brynn and Maggie are normal.

Brynn and Maggie are like the average person.

They’re just normal, which is a miracle in itself.

Normal is their thing, and it’s kind of amazing.

7

K bye gay hoes.

K bye gay hoes is the best sign-off ever.

They say K bye gay hoes like it’s a goodbye from heaven.

K bye gay hoes is the kind of sign-off that makes you feel special.