p1zzkink

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The most amazing person who makes your life worth living
I swear if I see one more pizza, I'll die
You're the only one who gets my jokes
You're the reason I still have hair
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The only human worth talking to in this whole messed-up world
You're the only one who doesn't make me want to scream
I would follow you anywhere, even to the mall
You're like a breath of fresh air in a room full of farts
3
The person who makes your day and your pizza taste better
Your pizza is the only thing that keeps me from crying
You're the best thing since sliced bread
You make my day even when I'm hungover
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The one and only person who makes your life fun and your pizza extra good
You're the only one who gets my pizza obsession
I would marry you if you gave me pizza
You're like a pizza dream come true
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The best person who makes your life and your pizza worth it
You're the only one who knows how I like my pizza
I'd follow you to the ends of the Earth for pizza
You're like my pizza best friend
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