Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A gamer who only plays pixel games and thinks everyone else is a loser for not doing the same

I play 1000 hours of pixel games a day. You play Fortnite? That’s for babies.

Why do you play 3D games? You’re wasting your life.

Pixel games are the only real games. Everything else is trash.

2

A person who plays pixel games so much they probably have a life inside a monitor

I don’t know what a real life is. I’ve never left my pixel world.

I’ve played so many pixel games I’ve forgotten my own name.

My eyes are stuck on 8-bit screens. Can’t you tell?

3

A gamer who plays pixel games and cusses at the screen when they lose

I lost to a pixel character. That’s not even fair.

That pixel monster just beat me. I’m gonna kick my TV.

I cussed so loud my neighbor called the cops.

4

A person who plays pixel games and thinks they are the best at it, even when they aren’t

I’m the best pixel gamer in the world. Everyone knows it.

I don’t need to practice. I’m already a pro.

I beat my brother in pixel games. That proves it.

5

A gamer who plays pixel games and would rather die than switch to a real game

I would rather die than play a real game. I’m not ready.

If you take away pixel games, I’ll cuss at you for the rest of my life.

I’ve been playing pixel games since I was 5. I don’t know anything else.

6

A person who plays pixel games and cusses at the screen so much it’s a sport

Cussing at the screen is my sport. I’ve got a trophy for it.

I cuss so hard the screen shakes.

I cuss at pixel monsters like they owe me money.