p1utol1ve

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p1utol1ve is the only mutual that doesn't deserve to be blocked
@jimmy said p1utol1ve is the only mutual who sends 100 texts and then ignores you
I still talk to p1utol1ve even though they called me a f***ing loser
p1utol1ve is the best mutual because they never take your calls
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p1utol1ve is the mutual that gets away with everything
p1utol1ve skipped class and still got an A
p1utol1ve talked back to the teacher and got a high five
p1utol1ve cheated and still passed the test
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p1utol1ve is the mutual who thinks they're the best
p1utol1ve said they're better than everyone
p1utol1ve posted a selfie and said they're the best mutual
p1utol1ve won the game and said they were the best
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p1utol1ve is the mutual who never shuts up
p1utol1ve talked the whole lunch break
p1utol1ve kept texting during class
p1utol1ve said they're the loudest person in the school
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p1utol1ve is the mutual who always gets their way
p1utol1ve asked for pizza and got it
p1utol1ve wanted to play video games and got to do it
p1utol1ve got extra credit without trying
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