Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who thinks they're the best and you're just a background character in their story.

You’re just a sidekick in my masterpiece.

If you were a sandwich, I’d be the gourmet version.

You’re like the extra spice in my soup, I don’t even notice you.

2

Someone who thinks you’re not even worth their time to look at.

You’re so low on the totem pole, I don’t even see you.

If you were a meme, you’d be the one that gets ignored.

You’re the reason I didn’t take the shortcut, I had to walk through you.

3

The type of person who would step on you to get to the top.

I’d stomp you to get to the throne.

You’re the stepping stone I’m gonna break.

You’re the floor I’m gonna polish with my shoes.

4

A person who gives you the side-eye like you’re a bad joke.

You’re the punchline that didn’t land.

I looked at you like you were a bad cup of coffee.

You’re the reason I didn’t laugh at my own joke.

5

Someone who thinks you're not even in the same league.

You’re like a kid playing against a pro.

You're the reason I got a gold medal, you were still in the baby division.

You’re like a mouse in a lion’s den.

6

The kind of person who would laugh at your problems like they’re a joke.

Your drama is just my background music.

Your problems are like my snack, I don’t even notice them.

You’re the punchline to my joke, and I’m the comedian.