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A person who makes you look like a sad frog in a trash can. Also the best Jimin fan who makes you cry in the shower.
You're just a sad frog in a trash can.
Why are you crying in the shower again?
You're not even a real Jimin stan.
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The human version of a golden retriever who laughs at your life choices and also knows every Jimin lyric.
You’re like a dog who thinks you’re funny.
Why do you know every Jimin lyric?
You laugh at my life choices.
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The person who eats your lunch and also knows more about Jimin than your mom.
You’re just a lunch-eating Jimin expert.
Your mom doesn’t even know that.
You took my chicken nuggets.
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A person who insults you like you’re a bad pizza and also cries at every Jimin song.
You’re the worst pizza ever.
Why are you crying at this song?
You cried at the third song.
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The kind of person who makes you feel like a broken toaster and also knows all the Jimin secrets.
You’re a broken toaster.
You don’t even know the secrets.
You’re just a toaster.
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A person who calls you a sad potato and also knows every Jimin fact.
You’re a sad potato.
You don’t even know the facts.
You’re just a potato.
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