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a dirty hacker who steals stuff from the internet like a thief in the night and doesn't care if it breaks your computer or makes your brain explode.
DM: 'I pirated your game and now it's on my phone. You're welcome.'
Tweet: 'Just pirated 500 games. My mom is mad.'
Text: 'I’m a pirate. I don’t pay. I steal. I win.'
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a sneaky internet thief who takes software like it's candy and doesn't even say thank you.
Tweet: 'Pirated my homework. Got an A. You got nothing.'
Text: 'I’m a pirate. You’re a loser.'
DM: 'You think you’re smart? I pirated your smart.'
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a trashy downloader who steals everything from the internet and makes you feel bad about paying for stuff.
Text: 'Pirated your life. Now you're poor.'
Tweet: 'Pirated 100 movies. My eyes are tired but my soul is full.'
DM: 'You pay. I steal. Life is unfair.'
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a lazy person who downloads everything for free and doesn’t even try to be cool about it.
Tweet: 'Pirated your soul. Now I’m rich.'
Text: 'I pirated your game. I’m better than you.'
DM: 'You paid. I stole. I’m the king.'
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