p1mpfia

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p1mpfia is a hot girl who looks like she can take on the world but is actually a softie. she hates fake bitches and loves pooping.

Just saw p1mpfia in the hallway. She stared me down like she was gonna rip my face off. Then she went to the bathroom and cried.

She told me she'd punch my face if I called her a 'pick me' girl again. I believe her.

She took a big shit in the locker room. I think it was a statement.

p1mpfia is a firecracker with a smile. she’s got the looks and the guts. she doesn’t like fake girls and loves shitting everywhere.

She walked into the class and everyone turned around. Then she laughed and said, 'You all look like you just got kicked by a donkey.'

She told the 'pick me' girls they were 'literally the worst.' Then she took a shit in the trash can.

She sat next to me during lunch and said, 'I’m not here to be your friend. I’m here to be your favorite person.'

p1mpfia is the type of girl who makes you feel like you’re the worst. but she’s secretly a sweetheart. she hates fake girls and loves pooping.

She called me a 'bald headed idiot' during math class. Then she gave me a lollipop and said, 'Don’t be an idiot.'

She told the 'pick me' girls they were 'so fake they could be a brand.' Then she pooped in the sink.

She asked me if I wanted to be her friend. I said no. She said, 'Good. Now you can be my enemy.'