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a loud celebration of your birth that sounds like a fart from a pig who just ate a whole pizza

Hey dude, congrats on your birthday! It was like a pig exploded in a pizza box!

Your birthday was so loud, I thought my mom had a baby in the next room.

That party was a pig fart on steroids, and I loved every second of it.

when your birthday is so good, it feels like you got a gold medal and a pizza in the same day

My birthday was so good, I almost cried like a baby who got a pizza.

That party was like winning the Olympics and eating a whole cake.

Your birthday was so awesome, I want to punch the air and eat a pie.

when your birthday is so loud, it makes your neighbors yell and your dog run away screaming

Your birthday was so loud, my dog ran out of the house like it was on fire.

That party was louder than a construction site and my neighbors threw a fit.

I heard your birthday from three blocks away, and it sounded like a war broke out.

your birthday is so wild, it’s like a circus, a pizza fight, and a fire all at once

Your birthday was like a circus, a pizza fight, and a fire all rolled into one.

That party had more chaos than a pizza delivery guy who lost his mind.

I came to your birthday expecting cake and got a full-on pizza explosion.

your birthday is so good, it’s like you got a free pizza and a medal for being awesome

Your birthday was like getting a free pizza and a medal for being the best.

That party was so good, I almost forgot my own birthday.

You got a medal and a pizza, and I only got a soda and a sigh.

when your birthday is so crazy, it makes your brain feel like it's on fire and your stomach happy

Your birthday was so wild, my brain felt like it was on fire and my stomach was dancing.

That party was like my brain had a pizza fight and my stomach got a standing ovation.

I came to your birthday and left with a brain burn and a happy stomach.