P1C1

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Political Correctness is like a virus that's been around forever but recently turned into a pain-in-the-ass monster. It makes people cry over tiny jokes and scream at everyone.
My teacher got mad because I called the principal a 'fat lard' during lunch.
My friend got suspended for saying 'I hate Mondays' on a Monday.
My cousin got yelled at for calling the school 'a dump' during a parent-teacher meeting.
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P1C1 is a disease that makes people obsessed with being right all the time. It starts with little things and ends with you getting fired for saying 'you're welcome' wrong.
My brother got fired for not saying 'you're welcome' loud enough.
My mom got in trouble for not saying 'thank you' in a fancy way.
My neighbor got kicked out of the grocery store for not saying 'please' properly.
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P1C1 is like a grumpy old man who lives in your head and yells at you for every tiny mistake. He doesn’t care if you’re right or wrong, he just wants you to shut up.
I got in trouble for not saying 'excuse me' when I bumped into a teacher.
My friend got yelled at for using the wrong word in a sentence.
My dog got scolded for not barking in the right tone during a meeting.
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