P18

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A P18 is a pistol that shoots 9mm bullets. It's like having a fire hose for your finger.

My P18 is the only thing keeping my enemies from laughing at me.

I shot my math teacher with my P18. He still doesn't know the answer to question 3.

That P18 is so loud, my dog ran out of the house screaming.

A P18 is a 9mm pistol that can make your enemies cry. It’s the only thing that works when your brain stops working.

I used my P18 to shoot my mom’s favorite plant. Now she’s mad at me and the plant.

My P18 is so cool, even my dad asked me for one.

That P18 is the reason my lunch is now a pile of burnt meat.

A P18 is a 9mm pistol that can spray bullets like it's having a tantrum. It's the most expensive toy you'll ever own.

My P18 is so loud, the neighbors called the cops. I just laughed and shot them.

I got my P18 for my birthday. I shot my brother in the face. He still hasn’t forgiven me.

That P18 is the only thing that makes my math homework worth it.